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The sight of a suddenly depthless Arsenal putting Liverpool to the sword -- all the while retaining a third consecutive clean sheet -- is almost too much excitement for our van Persie-tormented hearts to bear as we pour on the plaudits for that player we love to malign, Abou Diaby, and ask a few questions about the club's all-too-familiar transfer policy. Joining us to pick over the many positives of Liverpool's latest feel-good reality TV show episode will be Garry Bowman of the Twin Cities Gooners, followed by FreshFootball.co.uk editor Oli Price-Bates for a discussion on the ramifications a transferless late transfer window could have on squad depth. We'll also indifferently cast a new Arsenal home kit into the stands, forget the Wanker of the Week (finally!) and do a weekly check up on American Gooner feedback...
Post-Liverpool: Third Time's the Charm