Feeling offensively virile or defensively fragile? Either way, stop wrestling with stupid Arsenal metaphors and just download the new podcast already on either iTunes or our archive.
All hands on deck as Arsenal force through 3 goals at one end and gift another 3 at the other in a monumentally frustrating draw at home against Fulham. To help us measure the anguish levels on the "Arsenal scale" of frustration we call in returning guest Garry Bowman from the Twin Cities Gooners to also talk over the inverse relationship between Arsenal's defense and offense, comeback ability in the Premiership table and the increasing importance of a victory in the North London Derby. And we've got scarves to hand out over trivia. Just beware the (intentional) choking hazard.