We can't promise it will quench your own unquenchable thirst for goals, but it deals with five of 'em so at least that should help: get the new pod via iTunes, our raw RSS feed or the archive.
Arsenal whimper away from the EFL with a disappointing midweek loss to Southampton at the Emirates before Alexis gives them the three goal shot in the arm they need as the Gunners run away 5-1 winners at West Ham. Helping us desperately look for replacement Alexis parts/alternative goalscoring options and weigh out Arsenal's less confident fringe players will be returning guest Jon Shay of Woolwich 1886, plus some discussion on the Ox's improving but bi-polar performances and the post-Brexit exchange rate for golden retrievers...